Spawnie's Life as a Retail Slut
Sunday, March 13, 2005
I went in to work last night, and was surprised. One of our front doors is all boarded up. I asked the cashier that I was taking over for what happened. This is the story.
On Friday evening, a lady parked her car out by a gas pump, left the car running, and popped the hood. She came into the store to get something, and that's when it happened. Her car "magically" popped out of park, and rolled down the slight hill, and right into out front door. She took out the door pretty good. She broke both windows, and bent the door the opposite why, from which it opened. From being moved the opposite why, the fame is damaged, along with part of the building, from the force of the impact.
Her insurance rates are going to go up.
So Saturday night, all these people kept asking me what happened to the door. After about the 100th time, I started telling people that I had to remove a problem customer, by throwing him through the door. I first told that story to a bunch of drunks that came in. After that story, they became well behaved. They called me sir, and asked for things politely. It was a nice change. I just need to convince the whole town, that I throw people through doors, and maybe they'd stop being assholes.
Oh well, we can all dream can't we.
TheGuyOnTheCouch at 8:48 PM