tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58481012011-04-21T20:25:38.440-04:00Spawnie's Life as a Retail SlutWords of Wisdom from The Guy on the CouchTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comBlogger601100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1127015788887509582005-09-17T23:46:00.000-04:002005-09-17T23:56:28.893-04:00arrestedI was working last night at the gas station, minding my own business, when this drunk lady pulled in to get gas. She pulled to the pump that's at the end of the lot, that pump is pre-pay only. She got mad when I told her that over the speaker. She something along the lines of, "Fuck this pre-pay shit, I'm not doing it. So, me being the good employee that I am, refuse to turn on the pump TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1119481589415354012005-06-22T19:05:00.000-04:002005-06-22T19:07:13.546-04:00Hello there. When I get bored on-line, I just read blogs of people I don't. One blog I found that got my interest, was one from a Gay couple in Toronto, who were blogging about a 16 year old boy in TN. I found a link to his blog, and went there. I was shocked at what I read.http://www.myspace.com/specialkidApparently, the owner of the blog, is a 16 year old, who came out, and told his parents, TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1118710266034963462005-06-13T20:48:00.000-04:002005-06-13T20:51:06.036-04:00HowdyStarting next week, I'm now the night manager at the parts store. They pay was a little less then what I expected, but it's still not bad.My boss at the gas station is going to kill me. She has the schedule made up for the next 3 weeks. D'oh !Oh well. I'll cover some day shifts, and I can still do a couple of night a week.Maybe she won't hate me too much.Blah.More laterMikeyTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1118632997643448302005-06-12T23:10:00.000-04:002005-06-12T23:23:17.646-04:00Hello FolksI now have 2 blogs that I post on, so now I'll have 2 blogs that will rarely ever get updated. This one I'm keeping about work, the other one covers the rest of my life. And with me working 80 hours a week, it doesn't leave much else.The auto parts store needs a "midnight manager". We are open until midnight, the want a manager, that will work from like 3 pm to 1 am five nights a week.TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1117864319260549502005-06-04T01:49:00.000-04:002005-06-04T01:52:26.086-04:00There you have it folks. I'm a nutcase. Go figure.DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:HighSchizotypal:Very HighAntisocial:ModerateBorderline:ModerateHistrionic:LowNarcissistic:LowAvoidant:Very HighDependent:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate-- Personality Disorder Test ---- Personality Disorder Information --TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1117861501225159942005-06-04T01:04:00.000-04:002005-06-04T01:05:01.230-04:00You are a maniackiller.It doesn't matter who they are and what theyhave or haven't done. You still want to killthem. And for a simple reason only; it's fun.Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybeyou have some sort of mental problems or youare this way because of previous deep scars,only you know. But now you are sadistic andmaybe you only like to see a special group ofpeople be in pain (e.g.TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1117499998558963662005-05-30T20:30:00.000-04:002005-05-30T20:39:58.563-04:00Howdy.Packing and cleaning are fun ! Yay ! I'm packing my stuff up, and I'm doing it in a logical way this time. So I'm going through stuff, tossing what is old, and stuff I don't need, and re-packing everything else up, with similar things. I find a box, that is full of random things, which I'm trying to avoid doing this time. Among the randomness of this box, I find pictures of my ex. D'oh ! I TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1117497726818437272005-05-30T20:01:00.000-04:002005-05-30T20:07:56.933-04:00Hmmm, for some reason the image won't load, oh well. We all know what Gonzo looks like anyway. You are Gonzo the Great.You love everyone, and still you get shot out of acannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you arecompletely insane and have a strangefascination for chickens.ALSO KNOWN AS:The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain WeirdSPECIES:WhateverHOBBIES:Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca whileTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1117286708214180722005-05-28T09:14:00.000-04:002005-05-28T09:25:08.220-04:00Howdy !I know, it's been a while, blah blah blah blah.New things going on at work.At the day job, the auto parts store, there is talk of promoting me. The store I work at, is open until Midnight, so they are looking for a night manager. They don't have one, there was talk of making me the night manager. My schedule would change, plus I would have to change my schedule at the gas station, but it'sTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1113835721993623742005-04-18T10:37:00.000-04:002005-04-18T10:48:41.993-04:00I'm being transferred !!!During the day, I work at an auto parts store. I work in the back at the parts counter. My parts manager is a fucking idiot. He is lazy, and he always has some kind of problem, that prevents him from working. Last week it was a headache, the week before his hernia. What ailments will he have this week, who knows. I told m store manager, that they needed to do something TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1110765334325727882005-03-13T20:48:00.000-05:002005-03-13T20:55:34.326-05:00Crash!I went in to work last night, and was surprised. One of our front doors is all boarded up. I asked the cashier that I was taking over for what happened. This is the story.On Friday evening, a lady parked her car out by a gas pump, left the car running, and popped the hood. She came into the store to get something, and that's when it happened. Her car "magically" popped out of park, and TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1110582669913669032005-03-11T18:02:00.000-05:002005-03-11T18:11:09.916-05:00HowdyI've been thinking more about this essay I have to write for work. I'm going to either do it one of two ways.First way : I'm going to bribe my neighbors kid, she's 5, and have her write it for me. She'll write it on that paper that little kids use, with the really big lines, and the dotted lines in the middle, so they can make their letters the right size. Some of the letters might be TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1110500599685528542005-03-10T19:02:00.000-05:002005-03-10T19:23:19.686-05:00Hello loyal readers.It has once again, been forever since I last blogged, so I figured I should probably do so, before I lose the few readers that I do have.Last weekend, for my day job, I got to work at an auto show. "The Autorama". I guess it has been going on for 52 years. It was really lame. It was supposed to be a classic car show. Who know, that a '00 mustang was a classic car, I didn't. TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1108543605379349922005-02-16T03:37:00.000-05:002005-02-16T03:46:45.383-05:00Hello Hello HelloWell, I'm now 26 years old.I took the night off of work, to go out drinking with a whole bunch of people. Only two showed up. If I was still in Chicago, I would have had at least 15 people show up. I need to go home.I went to this little hole in the wall bar in Ann Arbor called the 8-Ball saloon. They have a Chicago beer on tap there. Old Style. It's cheap beer, but it makes me TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1105485481531984762005-01-11T18:10:00.000-05:002005-01-11T18:18:01.530-05:00Hello
Work has screwed up my schedule. Since it is winter, and we get snow here, my day job decided to make some changes. We get a delivery twice a week, and they decided to move our delivery time, and only give us 2 days notice. Thanks. Instead of the truck coming in at 8 am, on Monday and Thursdays, it now comes in at 3pm. Yay.
So I now get to work, 3pm - 9pm at the day job, then TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1105105899723956692005-01-07T08:38:00.000-05:002005-01-07T08:51:39.723-05:00Hello There
After my last post, I got a couple of emails from people who were "worried" about me. To make them feel less worried, I told them that I will continue to post on my blog regularly. So here it is.
Tonight, in keeping with my last post, I've decided to go out tonight. Where am I going ? I still don't know. It's pretty bad, I'm 25, and single, and I have no idea where to go on a FridayTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1104365112955800922004-12-29T18:47:00.000-05:002004-12-29T19:05:12.956-05:00Blah, Life in general kinda sucks.
Hi. I was sitting down, and realized, that my life has been pretty sucky lately. And I've decided today, to start changing it. I've lived in Michigan, for over a year now, and I have almost no "IRL" friends. The few I do have, either live to far away to go hang out with, or we work odd schedules, so we never get to hang out. I work a lot, and when I'm not at TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1104012784433554152004-12-25T17:07:00.000-05:002004-12-25T17:13:04.433-05:00Happy Holidays to you and yours.
Hi there, I want to wish everyone a happy holiday. May all of your wishes and dreams come true.
It's 5 pm on X-mas day. I had my X-mas dinner a few hours ago. It was some French Bread pizza, and a bottle of Mt. Dew. I was kinda hoping to get to go home for X-mas, but of course, I can't afford to, plus I have to work. Most of the roomies are gone, so I get to TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1103931576527384572004-12-24T18:21:00.000-05:002004-12-24T18:39:36.526-05:00Snow
It snowed here. We got about 7 inches or so. WooFuckingHoo. Don't get me wrong, I like snow, I just can't stand the assholes, who don't know how to drive in it. We live in Michigan people, it snows here, get used to it. We aren't in Texas or Florida, where snow is odd. I remember a few years ago, North Carolina got 2 inches of snow, and the whole state was basically shut down. This is TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1103336801154528822004-12-17T21:12:00.000-05:002004-12-17T21:26:41.153-05:00Hi There.
Today was our holiday party for the gas station I work at. I'm an assistant manager, so I got to go to the manager party. I was pretty lame, but I did get free beer, and a free steak outta it, so I guess that's cool.
I got into a conversation with my DM about music. It turns out that she is a metal head. Well, 80's metal, but still metal. She was talking about going to Megadeth TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1102630578568216822004-12-09T17:09:00.000-05:002004-12-09T17:16:18.566-05:00Fuck You Ohio
Today is a day of mourning. We lost a guitar God last night. DamagePlan, a band founded by Vinnie Paul, and Dimebag Darrell, was playing at a bar in Ohio. Some loser, ran on stage, and fired 5 shots, at close range, into Dimebag, killing him. He also fired at the crowd. Total body count, 4 dead, and 2 injured. When police arrived on the scene, they killed the loser.
Dimebag, TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1102300031814735472004-12-05T21:17:00.000-05:002004-12-05T21:27:11.816-05:00Hello Again
Today is the last day of my week long vacation. It felt good to be off of work for a week. Now I get to go back to working 80 hours a week. Yay ! I did send out my resume to a few places today, so hopefully I can find a better job, and be able to quit the 2 crappy jobs I have.
Next month I'm due for a review at my day job. If I don't get a raise, I'll be looking for a new job. I TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1097845195490597072004-10-15T08:57:00.000-04:002004-10-15T08:59:55.490-04:00Hello again folks.
Something I realized when I was playing around with Google yesterday, is that if you do a search for "spawnie" my blog is the first site that it lists ! Woooohoooo !!
Now if I could only make money with my blog, because I'm sure I'm getting more hits now, with me being first.
Hmmmmm
Anyway, I gotta go.
LaterTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1097801309997790822004-10-14T20:46:00.000-04:002004-10-14T20:50:10.886-04:00Hello Everyone
I was playing around with Google the other day, and found a site. You all have probably seen it already, and I'm probably the last one from chat to see it, but anyway here is the link, check it out if you haven't already.
The Best page in the Universe.
I also put a link over there in my link section. Go see.
More Later
Enjoy, and I'll catch ya on the flipside.
TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1096669747110825862004-10-01T18:27:00.000-04:002004-10-01T18:29:07.110-04:00Hello Hello Hello
My Girlie showed this to me, and I fell in love with it, and I can't stop watching it.
Go Meet Salad Fingers
Click on Flash Page, and go watch Salad Fingers.
I can't stop watching it.
Enjoy.TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1096667659124845982004-10-01T17:41:00.000-04:002004-10-01T17:54:19.126-04:00Howdy Folks
I'm back working the graveyard shift at a gas station. I quit for 4 weeks, and ended up going back. I need the money, which is why I went back. Before I went back, I talked to my old boss there, and told her, that I'd come back, but only if I got a raise, and she agreed.
Here's where the problem lies, I didn't get this raise. I talked to her this morning about it, and she told TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1095723235706297652004-09-20T19:19:00.000-04:002004-09-20T19:33:55.706-04:00Hello There People
Once again, it has been awhile since I posted. I know I know, I need to keep this thing updated, and I keep saying that I will.
Just get used to it, it won't happen, anyway, onto other things.
I can now be removed from the "Most eligible Chat bachelor" list. I was probably number 150 or on the list, but I should still be removed. Yes folks, you heard it here first. Spawnie TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1093836908141695502004-08-29T23:23:00.000-04:002004-08-29T23:35:08.140-04:00Hello There
On Thursday, I start back at the gas station. I'm even getting a raise. Go me ! I told my boss, that I would come back to work for her, if she gave me another 50 cents an hour. She was desperate for a good midnighter, so she agreed. So once again, I'll be working 75 hours a week. That means updating the blog, will once again not happen very often.
I've started to kinda sorta see TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1093054402979545182004-08-20T21:51:00.000-04:002004-08-20T22:13:22.980-04:00Well I'm poor again.
Tomorrow, I talk to my old boss, at the gas station, to see if I can get my old job back. I hate working 2 jobs, but I need the money. So I'll be back to working almost 80 hours a week again. Yay !
In other news, TheZombieSpawnie house is going well. The place has a few issuses, but anything is better then that run down ghetto apartment we were in. We have a deck, and a TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1092091548199039642004-08-09T18:29:00.000-04:002004-08-09T18:45:48.200-04:00Hello Hello Hello
I got to meet the new managers today. They all seem to be good people, and easy to work with, but I'll find out more as time goes on.
Now, off onto another subject, not dealing with work.
I miss ChicagoLand, I miss living there bad. I just signed a new lease out here in Michigan, so I'll be here for another year. I hate Michigan. I like the people I live with, but I hate TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1091917497517233062004-08-07T18:15:00.000-04:002004-08-07T18:24:57.516-04:00New Managers ! !
On Monday, my store gets all new managers. I know who 2 of them are going to be, they are cool, and pretty laid back. They are going to be the 2nd and 3rd, and the status on who's going to be the top dog, is still unknown. My current managers are leaving because they are getting promoted, so good for them. They were great to work with, and I'm glad that they are moving on and upTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1091829147175184722004-08-06T17:40:00.000-04:002004-08-06T17:52:27.176-04:00Hi, Yes I still have a blog, and yes I still post pratically never !
Work, I finally work a lot less now. I quit the overnight gas station job, so now I'm back down to one full time job, about 40 hours a week. I miss the money, but I like the sleep. I'm trying to find a part time delivery job, you do, pizza and so forth. I'm still waiting to hear from the post office. The post office job would TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1085195292709364912004-05-21T22:58:00.000-04:002004-05-21T23:08:12.710-04:00Crash !!
My computer died. It died a fiery painful death. My OS, Win2K, decided to stop working, so I figured I'd just upgrade to WinXP, and all would be ok. Riiiiight. I finally get XP installed, and XP refuses to recognize anything. I tell it where to find the drivers, and it says that it can't, and whatnot. After screwing with that for a few hours, I kinda sorta had a working computer againTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1085093452037714432004-05-20T18:30:00.000-04:002004-05-20T18:50:52.036-04:00The Big Gas Boycott of 2004. HA!
I work as an overnight gas station cashier. On Wednesday, was a gas boycott. HA ! Go America ! The idea was, that if no one bought gas, for a 24 hour period, that the reserve level would rise, and then Pres. Shrub would release some. Riiiiiiight. Great job people, your plan didn't work.
Here is a lesson on how gas stations make their money. I used to manage TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1083423436308732642004-05-01T10:57:00.000-04:002004-05-01T11:01:36.390-04:00My Truck goes under the knife today.
My truck is getting operated on today, while I'm at work. One of the girls I work with, her husband is a mechanic, and has basically a whole shop, in his garage. So he is coming by to pick up my truck, and fix it for me. I'd do it myself, but with my crazy work schedule, I barely have anytime to sleep, let alone fix my truck, so I got him to do it for me.
TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1083372503896742172004-04-30T20:48:00.000-04:002004-04-30T20:52:42.450-04:00Drunk College Kids are Fun !
Last night a work, I got the joy, of dealing with all the drunk college kids. Thursday was the last day of classes, and everyone was out partying. Yay, they all decided to come to visit me at work. Go Me, Yippie ! We have a part-time who comes in for a few hours a night, to do the outside stuff, like clean the lot, and empty the trash, plus the station I work at hasTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1083101178748710052004-04-27T17:26:00.000-04:002004-04-27T17:30:33.310-04:00Hi ! I'm still alive, sorry about the lack of updating.
Work, that's about all I ever seem to do now. 5 days a week at the Auto Parts Store, and 5 nights at the gas station. Go me. I sleep like 4 hours a day, except on my days off, then I sleep 16 hours. Exciting life huh ? Things are getting busy at the auto parts store, and I can get overtime there, so I'm now going down to 4 nights a week atTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1072982616536611912004-01-01T13:43:00.000-05:002004-01-01T13:43:54.253-05:00Happy New Year !!
Blah, here is a review of Spawnie's life in 2003
Janurary, 2003 started off shitty. On Jan. 10th, 2003, I got fired from my high
paying job. I had figured, that I'd take the rest of the month off, and find a new job in Feb. Ha! That didn't work.
Feb. of 2003. I'm still unemployed, so I decide to go visit Zombie for her 21st birthday. It was a good-time, I think Zombie TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1072208408122157982003-12-23T14:40:00.000-05:002003-12-23T14:40:23.553-05:00Oops, I forgot I had one of these. Sorry.
I now have 2 full-time jobs. I work morning at the Auto Part Store, and I work overnights at a gas station. So I now work around 75 hours a week. I'm still waiting to hear from the lady in charge of the merchandising department, to find out about the transfer, but until then, I got another job. So that's part of why I didn't update. Sorry.
I used to TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1070759535323287712003-12-06T20:12:00.000-05:002003-12-06T20:12:26.740-05:00Work called me this morning, to chnage my schedule for next week, I asked my boss how long she was going to be in, and if she had time to talk to me, she said that'd she be there until 4pm, and that she'd have the time to talk to me.
I go into work, and get my schedule for next week, and go into the office to talk to Heather about me wanting to transfer. She says that she doesn't want me to go,TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1070676445634239192003-12-05T21:07:00.000-05:002003-12-05T21:07:36.910-05:00Work Work Work
Last week, I got assigned to do a special job. I got to go to others stores, and do resets. New plan-o-grams, and moving the products, to their new spots. The normal lady that does it was on vacation, so I got to do this with her boss. It was boring, but it was good to be out of the store, and away from the asshole people for a while.
Things went well with the resets. I had TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1069723956921634952003-11-24T20:32:00.000-05:002003-11-24T20:32:45.056-05:00I got my hours back.
I go into work today, to do my new job duty as "Crew Chief". Things went well, even though it was cold and rainy/snowy. I got to drive around on the forklift. Vroooom Vroooom. Anyway, I was scheduled to work from 7 am until 5 pm today, but my warehouse crew is wonderful, and we were done early. At 1pm, the general manager comes into work, back from her week long vacationTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1069564636501938052003-11-23T00:17:00.000-05:002003-11-23T00:17:24.206-05:001 + 1 = 3 ?????
Hmmmmm, can you help me figure out how this adds up. ???
I give up, my preferred day off, which is Mondays, to go into work and help them out. Monday is a warehouse day, and the current "Crew chief" is as lazy as the day is long. So they ask me, to change my day off, to take over as crew chief, and I agreed to it. So after work today, I pick-up my schedule for next week to TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1068937824213950282003-11-15T18:10:00.000-05:002003-11-15T18:10:30.166-05:00Work Work Work.
I've been working too hard. My manager is under orders, from her District Manager, that I'm only allowed 5 hours of overtime every week, no more. I guess the last few weeks, when I've been getting 7 or more, is what got him mad. So my hours have been cut, and I'm now only working 4 hours on Sunday, almost not even worth going in, oh well.
I was supposed to go and fix this TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1068670223208244632003-11-12T15:50:00.000-05:002003-11-12T15:50:27.840-05:00My trip to Grand Rapids
Sunday, after work, I went to Grand Rapids, to visit AliasofWestgate. I got out there about 10 pm, and when I pulled up, she was watching some anime. We hung out for a while, and then went to Denny's for food.
After Denny's Alias tied me up, and forced me to watch some anime. Some show called Saiuyki, or some kind of spelling like that. It is about the 4 guys, that TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1068344814328509212003-11-08T21:26:00.000-05:002003-11-08T21:26:58.460-05:00You are guarded by a dragon
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TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1067917137543011032003-11-03T22:38:00.000-05:002003-11-03T22:39:00.280-05:00I'm certifiable !!!
It has been an interesting week at work so far, and today is only Monday ! On Sunday, one of the parts/warehouse guys, fell off of a ladder. He was about 7 feet up, and landed on his side, and smacked his face against the concrete floor. So he is now out for a few days. A cashier/service desk person, has called in sick the 3 days, and did no call/no shows twice, he hasn'tTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1066961169254656722003-10-23T22:06:00.000-04:002003-10-23T22:06:09.406-04:00My Boss wants to Convert Me !
Today, when one of my bosses, was balancing my till, he was talking about what he did on his two days off. He told me, about how he went to the casino, won a grand, and went and spent it all at a strip club. Jokingly, I called him a sinner. Oops, I didn't know he was a born again. Argh !
So after we get my till balanced, we had a religious debate in the office, TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1066878357778609702003-10-22T23:05:00.000-04:002003-10-22T23:05:57.916-04:00Work work work !!!
Things at work are going well. I'm fully trained as a cashier. Yippie !!!
I've been moved to the service desk now. At the service desk, I'm the first person that the customer sees when they walk into the store. I'm also the one that they have to deal with, for returns, refunds, and exchanges. Also, at the service desk, I'm basically the supervisor, of the cashiers on TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1066668432413844142003-10-20T12:47:00.000-04:002003-10-20T12:47:11.986-04:00Our Neighbors Suck
Good Afternoon folks, sorry for the delay in posting.
Zombie and I live in an apt complex, that's not quite ghetto, but it's not Beverly hills either. Anyway, since we have moved in, we've been having issuses with the Apt, and the neighbors. When it rains, our apt floods. Last week, in rained pretty hard, all day long. I come home from work, and Zombie and her devil TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1066194089933074462003-10-15T01:01:00.000-04:002003-10-15T01:01:30.096-04:00TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1066094868637281312003-10-13T21:27:00.000-04:002003-10-13T21:27:48.456-04:00The Papa John's Pizza Saga. Part II
..... Continued .........
After only receiving the first paycheck, I call my old manager. He plays dumb, and says that I already got the first one. I argue with him for a while, about it. He says that he'll talk to his boss about it. He said he'll call me back in a few days, of course he doesn't. I call him, and ask about my check, he says he talked to TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1066092349790469872003-10-13T20:45:00.000-04:002003-10-13T20:45:49.350-04:00The Papa John's Pizza Saga. Part I
I worked for Papa Johns in Illinois. I worked from them for 4 weeks, before moving to Michigan. After 3 weeks, I should have received my first paycheck. It doesn't show up. I ask the manager about it, and he told me, that it went to a different store. I ask him the next day, and he tells me, that my paycheck was going to bounce, and that they had to TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1065921971674700092003-10-11T21:26:00.000-04:002003-10-11T21:26:11.510-04:00Overtime ! Yippie !
Someone called in sick to work on Friday, so I got to stay late to get some extra hours. At the end of my extended shift, my boss asks me, if I wanna go help out, and another store, so I say sure. I ended up working at that other store, until midnight. They were having some kind of presentation thingie, and everyone and their mom, from HQ, was going to go to that store.
TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1065754447586964112003-10-09T22:54:00.000-04:002003-10-09T22:54:07.866-04:00Kids Are Funny
I like tormenting, and annoying Zombie's son. At the store yesterday, I picked him up, and put him in the bed of my pick-up truck. Opps. He enjoyed it, and now wants to play in there all the time. I told him, to be good all day today, and when I got home from work, he would be able to play in it.
I come home from work, and the first words out of his mouth, were " Outside, play TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1065582894947760082003-10-07T23:14:00.000-04:002003-10-07T23:14:54.963-04:00Zombie Wants Me Dead !
Yesterday, Zombie decided that she would make for me, the dinner of my choice. Me, being boring and bland, picked meatloaf. Zombie is a badass cook, she has mad cooking skillz Yo ! But anyway, dinner was wonderful, and a few hours after dinner, I fell asleep, with a belly full of Mt. Dew, and Meatloaf A La Zombie. I don't know if Zombie spiked my meatloaf, or if I was TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1065485577139665782003-10-06T20:12:00.000-04:002003-10-06T20:12:57.163-04:00Attempted Murder !
The other day, I was driving back from the store with Zombie and her offspring. And there it is in front of me ! An Evil HellKitty !! So being the good person that I am, I swerve, and try to kill it, thus helping out the world, by removing a cat from the planet. But alas, my driving skills suck, and I miss the cat by a few yards.
Most people try to avoid running over animalsTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1065456694322870782003-10-06T12:11:00.000-04:002003-10-06T12:11:34.366-04:00BeHold ! Spawnie has a Blog !
First, I want to thank MistressZombieGoddessofAll, for making my blog all pretty and stuff. Yay! Go Zombie !
Ok, anywho, on to blogging, remember, be gentile, it's my time. Today is a day off from work, yay, but I'm actually more bored, then I am at work. My job's boring, I'm a cashier at an auto parts store, Yippie ! Anyway, the job is kinda standing there, TheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1065398452785398622003-10-05T20:00:00.000-04:002003-10-05T20:00:52.963-04:00test test testTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5848101.post-1064283116469473812003-09-22T22:11:00.000-04:002003-09-22T22:11:56.566-04:00TestTheGuyOnTheCouchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05727859490303357449noreply@blogger.com